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Which Cakes?

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Watched The Crucible tonight. Now, researching (so to speak) the Salem Witch Trials.

From wikipedia:

At some point in February 1692 … a neighbor of Rev. Parris, Mary Sibly … instructed John Indian … to make a “witch cake”, using traditional English white magic to discover the identity of the witch who was afflicting the girls. The cake, made from rye meal and urine from the afflicted girls, was fed to a dog.

According to English folk understanding of how witches accomplished affliction, when the dog ate the cake, the witch herself would be hurt because invisible particles she had sent to afflict the girls remained in the girls’ urine, and her cries of pain when the dog ate the cake would identify her as the witch. This superstition was based on the Cartesian “Doctrine of Effluvia”, which posited that witches afflicted by the use of “venomous and malignant particles, that were ejected from the eye”, according to the October 8, 1692 letter of Thomas Brattle, a contemporary critic of the trials.

Soon to be the subject of the next Top Chef Masters challenge.

Wow! This sounds absolutely delicious.

I wonder if this same principle can be applied to when my dog eats dish towels. Does Mr. Clean sob and make a scene while my dog attempts to ingest cotton?

Witch Cakes.

Watched The Crucible tonight. Now, researching (so to speak) the Salem Witch Trials.

From wikipedia:

At some point in February 1692 … a neighbor of Rev. Parris, Mary Sibly … instructed John Indian … to make a “witch cake”, using traditional English white magic to discover the identity of the witch who was afflicting the girls. The cake, made from rye meal and urine from the afflicted girls, was fed to a dog.

According to English folk understanding of how witches accomplished affliction, when the dog ate the cake, the witch herself would be hurt because invisible particles she had sent to afflict the girls remained in the girls’ urine, and her cries of pain when the dog ate the cake would identify her as the witch. This superstition was based on the Cartesian “Doctrine of Effluvia”, which posited that witches afflicted by the use of “venomous and malignant particles, that were ejected from the eye”, according to the October 8, 1692 letter of Thomas Brattle, a contemporary critic of the trials.

Number of unread links about MJ in my Google Reader: 30
Number of aforementioned links entitled “Michael Jackson, transformer”: 1
Number of besotted people downstairs playing “Man in the Mirror” at 12:51 AM: 4 
Number of tears running down my cheeks: 2, one for each bleary eye.

Breatharians.

Wikipedia, via kottke.org:

Wiley Brooks is a purported breatharian, and founder of the “Breatharian Institute of America”. He was first introduced to the public in 1980, when he appeared on the TV show That’s Incredible!. Wiley has stopped teaching in recent years, so he can “devote 100% of his time on solving the problem as to why he needed to eat some type of food to keep his physical body alive and allow his light body to manifest completely.” Wiley Brooks believes that he has found “four major deterrents” which prevented him from living without food: “people pollution”, “food pollution”, “air pollution” and “electro pollution”. In 1983 he was allegedly observed leaving a Santa Cruz 7-Eleven with a Slurpee, hot dog and Twinkies.

He told Colors magazine in 2003 that he periodically breaks his fasting with a cheeseburger and a cola, explaining that when he’s surrounded by junk culture and junk food, consuming them adds balance. On his website, Brooks explains that his future followers must first prepare by combining the junk food diet with the meditative incantation of five magic “fifth-dimensional” words which appear on his website. In the “Question and Answer” section of his website, Brooks explains that the “Double Quarter-Pounder with Cheese” meal from McDonald’s possesses a special “base frequency” and that he thus recommends it as occasional food for beginning breatharians. He then goes on to reveal that the secret of Diet Coke is “liquid light”. Prospective disciples are asked after some time on this junk food/magic word preparation to revisit his website in order to test if they can feel the magic.

He further mentions that those interested can call him on his fifth-dimensional phone number in order to get the correct pronunciation of the five magic words. In case the line is busy, prospective recruits are asked to meditate on the five magic words for a few minutes, and then try calling again; he does not explain how anyone can meditate with words they cannot yet pronounce. Brooks’s “institute”, in the past, charged varying fees to prospective clients who wished to learn how to live without food, which ranged from US$15 million to $25 million. These charges have historically been presented as limited time offers exclusively for billionaires, New lower fees have been set to $10,000 with an initial deposit of $2,000.